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Walking the Line September 21, 2009

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The quickest way from Point A to Point B is a straight line.  But trying to get students to walk in a straight line is akin to herding cats.  If I had a class pet, it would be a Australian Sheep Herding dog that could nip at my students’ heels to keep them in line.  Ah, if only.

Two years ago, a veteran teacher announced she was going to retire.  A week before the end of the school year, I heard her admonishing her first graders to walk in a straight line.  OMG.  Forty years in the classroom, and she was still repeating the same mantra about walking in a straight line on the very last week.  Is this what the future holds for me?  I’m afraid the answer is YES.

Why is it so important to walk in a straight line?   First of all, my school is huge. If students walk all willy nilly, it’s a slippery slope.  One minute they’re bunched together.  Two seconds later, you’ve got a full-on stampede.

When I taught second grade, I used to say, “If you start talking, we stop walking!”  And I/we did.  One day we stopped 32 times on the way to lunch. Seriously.  It took us 35 minutes to walk to the lunchroom which was visible from our classroom.  I felt like a meanie, but when you have to do walk your class to lunch 180 times, you better get it right from the get go.

One day my students were so noisy in line that I pulled out my lunch and sat on a nearby wall.  While they argued and pushed and shoved, I leisurely ate my lunch.  ”Just because you guys aren’t ready, doesn’t mean I have to wait to eat,” I said, licking my lips.  Can you say Dramatic Effect?  I only had to do that once.

I also expect the line leader to set an example.  No untied shoes in my line. If your shoelaces look like spaghetti, you have to step out of line to tie them, then go to the back of the line.  When you’re in a leadership position, you’ve gotta be ready to roll.  Some days the line stretches all the way down the hall.  That’s when I say, “Hey, this line goes all the way to Las Vegas. What’s the problem?”  The laggards speed up. You’ve got to be close enough to touch the person in front of you on the shoulder.  My students know that if they have a problem lining up, they have a guaranteed spot – at the back of the line.

I’m also big on having students walk on the right side of the hall and when going up and down the stairs.  I tell my students I’m teaching them to drive. They love to hear that.  I also teach them how to do illegal U turns. They love it when I tell them we’re going to turn on a dime.

When my class goes to computer lab, we have to wind our way through those noisy smelly middle schoolers who are changing classes and slamming their locker doors.  I’ve mistaken several middle schoolers for parents.  I don’t know what these kids are eating, but they’re huge.  I warn my students to stick close together because middle schoolers like to eat third graders.  One day my students were walking in the hall and heard a middle schooler say, “Boy, I sure am hungry.”  I’d never seen my students move so fast.  But most important, they were walking in a straight line.

Photo taken at Zinnia in South Pasadena.

Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titantic aka Classroom Seating August 25, 2009

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Over the summer, I’ve spent a good five minutes thinking about how I want to rearrange my classroom.  I would have spent more time, but when I walk into my classroom after summer vacation, it looks like a scene from the Titanic – after it hit the iceberg.

To refinish the hardwood floors, the custodians move all the furniture to one side of the room, then shift it back to the other, to refinish the other side. It’s a wonder the school isn’t listing.  The only thing that never moves is the monolithic black metal storage cabinet in the corner.

By the time I’ve unstacked all the chairs and tables, and dragged the double wide file cabinet back across the room where it’s supposed to go (putting fresh scuff marks on the refinished floor), my creative energy is spent.  I’m tempted to arrange everything the way it was “before.” Unfortunately, if I’ve had a relaxing vacation it’s hard to remember what “before” looked like. That’s why I take lots of pictures at Open House.  That’s as good as it gets. When I look at the pictures it all comes back to me.  Then I start dragging those bookcases.  If only the wheel had been invented when they designed all that heavy school furniture.

For the first two years, I had my students sit in two inverted F formations ideal for direct instruction.  ”One, two, three – All eyes on me!”  Because some idiot bolted the overhead screen to the far right side of the whiteboard, all of the students need to be seated to one side of the room so they can see it. Grrr…

Last year I had students sit at tables.  I’d resisted tables for years as I don’t trust kids when I can’t see their faces.  That’s probably because whenever I go to professional developments and find my back to the presenter, I immediately start doodling or holding up funny signs to see if I can make the people across the table laugh.

That said, the table arrangement worked out pretty well.  I had two tables of six at the back of the room and two tables of four at the front.  I haven’t quite figured out how it’s going to work with increased class sizes this year. I await divine inspiration (and additional desks and tables).

On the first day of school I always let students sit wherever they want.  I can quickly see who shouldn’t be sitting next to who. By the second day, the seats they are a changin’.  As Chinese military strategist Sun-tzu said in 400 B.C., “You’ve got to keep your friends close and your enemies problem students closer.

Before I had my credential, I worked as a substitute, which to my mind is the best possible training for any aspiring teacher.  I remember walking into a middle school classroom and seeing a table full of boys at the back of the class. No teacher in her right mind would put all those boys together.   So I did what any cracker jack sub would do – I lied.

I announced that the teacher had left me a seating chart. (I would have settled for lesson plans!) “I’m going to turn around and count to 30. When I’m done, you better be back in your seat, or I’m going to start writing referrals,” I said.  I turned my back and began counting.  As I heard the frantic game of musical chairs underway, I couldn’t help but smile.

When I turned back around I was greeted by a sea of smiling faces.  My bag of tricks is bottomless. That’s why I’m the teacher.

Messy Desks = Messy Minds February 9, 2009

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A messy student desk is a manifestation of a messy mind.  If that sounds a little Mao-esque, I wasn’t always such a hard liner.  At one point I thought of a student’s desk as a manifestation of their individuality – even if that individuality screamed “hoarder.”

Everything changed six years ago.  I took over a third grade classroom mid-year when the teacher left to fill an administrative job.  It quickly became apparent that 30 minutes of each day was wasted waiting for students to find their book/paper/lunch ticket – in their own bloody desk!  ”It’s here somewhere,” they’d mumble while rooting through enough papers to encircle the planet.

One day, at wit’s end, I announced it was time to get organized.  I had everyone clean everything out of their desks.  OMG.  Yes, the sweet little girl in the photo above, who was an exceptional student, was the premier pack rat.  Her desk was a virtual garbage stuck sans flies.  But she had lots of competition. It was then and there that I decided to teach my students how to get organized.  While some people are naturally organized (moi), the majority of us aren’t.  The good news is that it’s a valuable life skill you can teach your students that will serve them later in life way more than cursed cursive ever will.

It’s taken five years to perfect this system (The Five Year Plan), but my students have embraced it and most importantly, it works.  Here’s how I do it.  When my third graders receive their books, they put them in their desk one-at-a-time according to a diagram that I post up on the board.  It has a line down the middle and the sides are labeled LEFT and RIGHT as some third graders are still directionally challenged.

Language Arts goes on the left, everything else on the right, but not so fast, sassafras – One at a time.  I hold up the anthology.  ”Anthology!”  I call out and they hold up theirs.  When all copies are held aloft, I say, “Put it on the bottom left”.  When they’ve done so, my students say, “Check!”  We do the left side first and then the right.  The chart even shows where things are to be put on the top of their desk, e.g., “Black Unfinished Work Folder on the left.  (Often a black hole of disorganization itself).  On top of that is the book they are reading.  Then their journal, and finally their bin of school supplies. There’s a drawing for “visual” learners and my ELLS (English Language Learners).

I know some teachers who have their students organize their Homework Folders.  Papers on the Left are to be “Left at home” and papers on the Right are “bring right back.”  I haven’t had to go that far, but I do print out my the weekly reading log, which includes a letter home to parents, on puke-lime-green paper so students are less likely to lose it.  My students will tell you that’s why I chose that color too.

After the first month of school, I can just put up the diagram on Friday when we clean up before Friday Club (that’s another post).  I let my students take a 5-minute  bathroom break at 2 p.m. and they return with wet paper towels to scrub down their desk.  (It’s all about procedure – I had to even teach them just how wet the towel should be)  All of my students now know what “elbow grease” is as in “you’ve got to use some elbow grease.”

One more cool thing.  My students have three workbooks that are identical, so at the beginning of the year I use a paper punch to punch two holes on the lower right hand corner of one, and punch the shape of a star on another.  The third book is plain.  My students find this is all rather odd. Then I show them why I’m do this.  I ask them to take out their “star” book without looking inside their desk.  There they sit, eyes fixated on me, feeling the corners of their workbooks.  When they all miraculously take out the right book, the look on their faces is priceless. You’d have thought I’d just made an elephant disappear.  This is a great trick to have your students show a substitute.

I was heartened recently when I read an article in The New York Times called “Giving Disorganized Boys the Tools for Success.”  Many teenagers, particularly boys, struggle with school due to a lack of organizational skills. My students are only 8 and 9, but I love to tell them that good habits are as hard to break as bad ones. Yes, someone else said that, but it bears repeating again, and again, and again.  And I’ve personally found that girls can be just as disorganized as boys.  So there!

Last week one of the boys was busy swabbing his desk when I heard him tell another boy, “I’m using lots of elbow grease.”   He then sighed, “It feels good to get organized.”  The other boy nodded.  Can you say Nirvana?